Welcome back! Previously, the Maitlands swindled the town into believing they were perfectly normal, thank you very much, by hosting a
rager two-year-old’s birthday party in their brand new decoy house.
I should mention that they aren’t officially “the Maitlands” until this very moment, when they decide to steal their daughter’s thunder and get married at her party. It’s a small blessing that the guests have gone home, probably with each other’s spouses (given the way things were headed last chapter).
Kirstin: Do you, Kirstin Law, take this schlep to be your lawfully wedded schlep?
Radax: Are you talking to yourself?
Kirstin: Shh! I do. And do you, schlep, take this master of cunning and thievery to be your lawfully wedded boss?
Radax: I d—
Kirstin: You may now kiss the bride.